His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
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You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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