I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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