I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
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and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME