so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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