I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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