i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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