I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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