Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You did what with his pubic hair?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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