so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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