found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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