This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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