it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
This baby is an asshole
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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