You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
