im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
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I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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