i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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