have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Life is so much better after having sex.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
you never un-have a 4some
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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