Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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