I bet he comes in French.
he puts the penis in happiness.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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