How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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