Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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