how do flat chested girls get laid?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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