doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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