Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
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We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.