She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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