I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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