We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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