Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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