watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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