Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
how do you play pong handcuffed?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
