I'm gonna have a badass scar
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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