Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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