Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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