Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
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He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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