Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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