In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
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Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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