I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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