I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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