2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
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