He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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