Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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