I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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