at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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