He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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