you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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