why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
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He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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