I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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