I can tuck mytits in my pants
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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