Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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