No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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