Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
My bed smells like the plague
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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