ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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