No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
