So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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