Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
