i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
