his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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